I drive a fast car, I wear a nice suit,
I own a nice house 'cos I made a lot of loot.
I was born in the fifties and I never fought a war,
And I don't give a damn if you're hungry or you're poor.
I'm a baby boomer, baby, and I'm too young to die,
But I'm too old to care and I'm too old to try.
The best poems have been written, the best songs have been sung,
Football's not the game it was even without the bung.
Women aren't so pretty, clothes don't fit no more,
Children don't respect me, I'll flay that lad next door.
I'm a baby boomer, baby, and I'm too young to die,
But I'm too old to care and I'm too old to try.
I spend my mornings writing and then I watch TV,
My wife's on a building site, earning more than me.
It's not that I'm angry, it's not that I'm proud,
I just want to take a breath and shout it all out loud.
I'm a baby boomer, baby, and I'm too young to die,
But I'm too old to care and I'm too old to try.